Good morning, everyone. Bella Thorne came out as bisexual on Twitter yesterday.
— bella thorne (@bellathorne) August 23, 2016
All her friends were immediately super supportive, unlike mine after I had the courage to speak out against pumpkin spice. Bella Thorne has already publicly lusted after Jennifer Lawrence, so I guess this was just a matter of time. This is sure to be great news for gay and bi chicks and dudes who think gay and bi are gross but jerk it to two chicks. This is also great news for me, because I get to look at Bella Thorne at 8am. Always a good time.