Ryan Lochte Is Somebody’s Father Now


Ryan Lochte

 

Imagine being a fetus and realizing your father is Ryan Lochte and your mother is a Playboy Playmate Kayla Rae Reid. Do you start using heroin now or what until 7th grade?

 

 

It’s almost a Christmas miracle in itself that Ryan Lochte can understand the concept of placing a penis into a vagina then waiting for it to fertilize the egg. He’s it’s a “Christmas gift”, so maybe he legit thinks Santa had his elves make this baby for him.

 

Here’s some pics of Kayla Rae Reid. I’m getting a Down Syndrome Katherine Webb vibe.

 



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