Imagine being a fetus and realizing your father is Ryan Lochte and your mother is a Playboy Playmate Kayla Rae Reid. Do you start using heroin now or what until 7th grade?
— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) December 14, 2016
It’s almost a Christmas miracle in itself that Ryan Lochte can understand the concept of placing a penis into a vagina then waiting for it to fertilize the egg. He’s it’s a “Christmas gift”, so maybe he legit thinks Santa had his elves make this baby for him.
Here’s some pics of Kayla Rae Reid. I’m getting a Down Syndrome Katherine Webb vibe.